My helmet is his pillow!

I am dusky and beautiful. I am a work horse as well. When I am on road, I take on the aggressive mode and move fast. Speed really thrills me!

Hey wait, before you exceed your speed limit, lemme tell you that I bear the number -KA – 17 – J – 3978 (name changed to protect the identity) and I am one-and- only Kinetic Honda.

I am not spoilt by being at the top condition always. More often than not, I run low on my brakes and my partner seems to care no less—should I blame his busy schedule or his ignorance even after two-close-to-death experiences, I don’t know. But what I like most about my partner is he has christened me as “Sameeksha” and he declares it to the whole world. I love it!!

I make my partner just forget the life that waits him at the end of the ride! However I seriously feel that’s the only ‘me-time’ he gets. He gets into an introspective mood, sings loud sometimes and sheds tears and jives as well! Gosh! He should be out of his mind. Why have I become his pillow, I wonder sometimes---lest not to forget he keeps humming the same song for days together. His current favorite seems to be “Kyon aaj kal----

Me being me, I hate all the road hogs like buses, Lorries and four + wheelers. They are all ultimate PITAs. I do not know whether my partner will second my opinion. I look at them as CATALYSTS.

The best analogy of a catalyst (Catalyst aids the chemicals to react with each other without undergoing any change itself.) is a boy wanting to bypass a tied barking-canine on his way to school waiting for some adult to come by so as to move in his shadow to avoid even the sight of the dog. That’s exactly how I use the road hogs ---to cross the busy unmanned junctions! That would be it—but given a choice I would ban all the four wheelers within city limits!!

Just before I vroom again with my partners on the wheel, some smoke for cough—oops thought!

Pointers to fellow travelers, traffic department---

When there can be a sign for ‘Humps Ahead’, why not for trenches ahead! I am not being selfish —just protecting my curvaceous hips.

Is my left profile sexier than my right profile? I was just wondering because most of them insist and persist in overtaking me from my left.

Voila! After the successful overtake, they are right in front of me. But their rear doesn’t impress me at all!!

Thanks to excellent condition of the roads as my partner has done away with his entire exercise regimen because I get to shake the flab out of my partner’s body.

Let’s boogie!!!!